Sunday, Aug 30.
Oh dear…You are having a dunce day. A dunce day is one of those days when you should just stay at home because EVERYTHING is going to go disastrously wrong and it will be your very own fault. You are going to trip and smash into that priceless vase on your aunt’s side-board; you will choke on a fish bone and throw up IN the soup tureen, you will start to light the barbecue and set fire to the venerable beard of the host… Staying home is good advice, Cap, and will definitely keep you out of trouble. If you are in a relationship, reread the last bit…OK, now add: stay home with your mouth shut! If you can just smile a lot and nod, then you won’t be able to open your mouth and put BOTH feet in it at the same time and start an ungodly row with your beloved.